Friday, July 17, 2009

Opening Lines for My Vegas Trip

(1) I win the 100 player $100 noon tourney at Caesar's........75:1
(2) I clean up on all of my baseball parlays......10:1
(3) I wake up somewhere other than my hotel room one of the next 2 mornings.......3:1
(4) O/U How many chicks tell me to GTFO.......4.5

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