(1) Meet a girl named Caroline at a karaoke bar, and sing "Sweet Caroline" to her. Sex afterwards strongly preferred if she is a 6 or above, or if my BAC is over .25
(2) Meet someone not related to me, who has the same last name as me.
(3) Find the real Margaritaville, not just the chain restaurant, and kick back with my brothers and sisters and waste away.
(4) Meet Christopher Lloyd so I can take a DeLaurean ride back to 1955, to watch Jackie Robinson and the Brooklyn Dodgers win a World Series.
(5) Find a chick who is as random and fucked in the head as yours truly.