Tuesday, November 3, 2009

The SI Theory

Old repost that was originally posted when I first started blogging, but reposted for new subscribers' reading pleasure. The SI theory was derived a while back while I was at Disneyland, and drowning amidst the overwhelming amounts of little kids running all over the place unattended, and the super hot MILFS that were supposed to be watching them were nowhere to be found:

S= STROLLERS
I= IMPLANTS (on hot 20 and 30something year old women of course)

Red Zone (Hell): When the ratio of strollers to implants is greater than 2:1 in a given location. You are surrounded by little rugrats whose parents refuse to believe in the concept of parental supervision. You are trapped in this hellhole and there is no hope for escape, as there are no hotties in sight.

Orange Zone (Purgatory): The SI ratio is between 1:1 and 2:1. You still have time to get out and save yourself. There just might be enough hotties to make this area to make it habitable.

Green Zone: The SI ratio is between 1:1 and 1:2. A decent enough place to find yourself living in. Hey I don't hate little kids, just as long as they are well supervised by sexy MILFS.

Blue Zone (Heaven): The SI ratio is better than 1:2. Heaven on earth. Ummm what more can I say. No screaming temper tantrums, and plenty of sexiness for everybody.

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