(1) LOL You
(2) What are you doing reading my blog? Did your wife give you permission to do so? I don't think so.
(3) Get back to pruning the roses in her garden, and watching The Notebook for the billionth time with her, in the desperate hope that it will put her in "the mood".
(4) It won't, that sexless streak is gonna last another 10 years.
(5) Once again, LOL You. You chose her over your bros, so don't expect me to feel sorry for you.