Thursday, February 18, 2010

Word of the Day

Twitardation (noun). American English. circa 2000 whenever the fuck the first movie was made: A serious life-threatening medical condition suffered by obsessive fans of the "Twilight" movies, almost invariably women and homosexual males that causes them to literally envision themselves as characters in the movie, lust for non human creatures, and use "Twilight" themes as a metaphor and framing device for every conversation they engage in. The only cure for twitardation is for the subject to watch the Die Hard Trilogy (the 4th one can be left out) in sequential order to remind them that these fairy tale creatures are a bunch of fags, and that their homo "powers" are no match for a good ole fashioned machine gun.

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