Sunday, May 23, 2010

marc1313's Perfect Day

5am= wake up and drink a glass of OJ
5:05 am= sex with Carrie Underwood
5:05 and 15 seconds am (lolz)= go for a nice morning run
6am= bacon + eggs + sausage + english muffins with butter AND peanut butter + hash browns + a carafe of orange juice at IHOP
7am-12pm= some poker at the good ole' Hawaiian Gardens
12pm-1pm= Carne Asada Quesadilla + 2 Carne Asada Tacos at King Taco
1pm-4pm= A good ole' fashioned game of tackle football...major injuries to yours truly will surely occur, but I'll enjoy every broken bone i get
4pm-6pm= Massage from Carrie Underwood to heal my wounds + happy ending
6pm-7pm= my mother fucking Lemon Chicken w/pasta at Mamma's
7pm-10pm= Dodgers beat Giants Infinity Million to 0. Kershaw throws a Perfecto, and Ethier hits 10 Grand Slams.
10pm-12am= Carrie Underwood + Scarlett Johansson + A bottle of Chivas Regal= A very very very good time

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