The Death of the Moderator

would be him getting a girlfriend. No more strip club posts, no more talking about all the different chicks that I want to bang, no more or at least a great reduction of getting fucked up and not remembering shit the next morning. I'll just become another one of those pussy whipper saps out there who sacrifices his manhood, having a good time with the guys, and on occasion a big sporting event in the name of getting consistent sex. But at this point, I have to take the consistent sex if given the choice, so sorry all. But that doesn't mean you can't do whatever it takes to make sure that I never get a girl.