If you have an idyllic version of me: well then obviously we are not facebook friends and/or you are never on facebook and see my posts, but suffice it to say this blog is not for the weak of heart. I lead a very vicarious and carefree lifestyle. I've had 4 major operations, and multiple near-death experiences, so my attitude towards life has always been: live life to the fullest everyday.
I am also a single guy. I like to drink (scotch is my drink), watch porn, and frequent strip clubs, and I'm not ashamed of any of those things. If you're a guy and you have a "problem" with any of those things, then you're probably a fag (not that there's anything wrong with that...what you do in your personal is none of mine or anybody else's fucking business). If you're a chick, well then you definitely have a problem with at least one of those things. For you, please read the next paragraph.
While I put up a tough and masculine exterior, I am at heart a hopeless romantic hoping to find true love. I have not always been the person that you will see in this blog, but years of having my heart stomped and crushed on has turned me into this person. So, you've been warned, I can promise that my posts will be fun and entertaining. If you dare to enter the mind of every straight man read on: