(1) 50% of marriages end in divorce
(2) And those are the lucky ones
(3) If you live in a hippy faggot state like California you are going to get one of two types of divorce court judges
- an angry man-hating woman who would like nothing better than to rape your soul and give her everything
- a pussy-whipped shemale who is so afraid of what his wife might do to him that he has to destroy you
(4) "Better With You" has taught us that staying in a relationship but not married is "a valid life choice"
(5) Pretty much every man in my family is either unhappily married, divorced, or so whipped that he doesn't feel the pain anymore.
(6) The sex will steadily decrease year after year, just watch. She says that it won't but it will. I mean once you get married, what incentive does she have to ever put out for you? What are you going to do? Get divorced and say arrivederci bank account.
(7) Once you get married, the next step is kids. If I have to explain more, clearly you are deaf and don't value sleep and peace and quiet.
(8) You still will need to watch porn all the time, only now it will be a lot more difficult to get away with it.
(9) LOL at you ever getting to just hang out with the guys anymore.
(10) Because it's ONE WOMAN for the rest of your life! No one-nighters, no strippers, no hookers, nothing but her! So if you do, she better be fucking perfect.
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