Thursday, February 23, 2012

You Might Be a Crazy Drunk If...

- Everybody and I mean EVERYBODY that you see on a few times a year basis remembers you
- The same people ask you questions like: "are you drunk?" or "when are you jump into the pool?"
- There are more facebook pictures of you that you do not remember than there are of you sober
- Youtube videos of your shenanigans are posted on 3 consecutive weekends
- Last weekend was the first weekend in at least 3 months where you can remember everything that happened
- It is assumed that you are not ever
- People who you don't even know aka cannot remember are giving you mad props for your most recent drunken insanity
- Vegas is your fucking city
- Your first thought in the morning is who you tried to fight last night

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