Recently, Ryan, Hillary, and I visited Paul, Heather, Eli, and Sahara in North Carolina. In the 90 or so hours I was there, my BAC was never at 0.00, I only remember about 60% of what happened, and there was only one night out of the 4 in which I remember going to bed. But other than that, I was a perfectly moral human being, because if you can't remember it, it never happened.
- Arriving at LAX at 7am, an hour and a half early, and ordering a Double Crown Royal rocks. Ryan orders me another drink on the plane.
- Getting there, Heather calling me a fag, going to dinner, and then drinking a ton- I wish I could remember what happened other than that
- Golf with the boys the next day, Heather Smith DRIVING US, then watching Ryan and Hillary's wedding video, then a lot of bad stuff. Fighting both the guys, then at some point crying and Heather trying to console me, and Eli eating my money.
- Me and Paul being super hungover the whole day the next day.
- Going to Wilmington and Ryan being super homo, and Hillary obsessing over One Tree Hill
- Oyster shooters, pub crawl, Hillary being bored as fuck, Heather being grossed out over one of the stories, and then...
Hold on, time out! I am FUCKING Hammered right now! LOL I am so devoid of morality its a joke.
- Ok so we get to the last bar, and its a dive bar and we get a table. At the tables next to us, is a table of 4 chicks. I buy them a round of shots, then me and them 4 go upstairs to play some foosball. Game 1 my team wins and I play great. Then I buy another round of shots and a round of drinks- I think my team gets shutout the next game as I am hammered by now.
- Next thing I remember I am back at the base and checking in with the air force check-in people praying I don't get us all arrested. I don't.
- From all accounts, there's about a 50% I got laid that night, as I was apparently was dancing with said chicks, and emerged from some random room with two of them. This is now the THIRD time where I might have gotten laid and not remembered it. #DegenProblems
- Cutter Creek aka best golf value ever the next day and more drinking followed
- Monday at the airport I said I'm not drinking for a while. Ryan and Hill order a beer. I order a MaCallan Rocks. Hillary says: gee that didn't take long
MAJOR LOVE to all 4 of you- you are my brothers and sisters!