#DegenProblems

had about as much a chance of ending well as a drunk marc pick-up attempt on a sober lesbian

- Bicyclists: there is a lane for you, it's called the fucking BIKE LANE! STAY THE FUCK IN IT! I don't care how fucking fast you t...

- Ryan and Hillary: You're in Hawaii so you actually should be awake and reading this. Cancel that, no, if you aren't more drunk th...

I have actually not been drunk a lot recently so I only have two nights recently... - Staying home on a friday night for the first time in f...

- His ability to drive...it took a while but the Asian is kicking in with a fucking vengeance - His ability to read - His ability to drink o...

Ok so it has come to my attention that every woman on the planet thinks that she is fat, even though very few of them actually are. Well yo...

Despite the Dodgers' great start and the Kings still being up 3-1, I am beyond steaming over tonight's losses, so its the return of ...