Man Law #17: Threesomes

(a) A devil's threesome (two guys) is just flat out unacceptable under any and all circumstances, I don't care how hot the chick is.

(b) Normal Threesomes (two chicks)

(1) Single Guys: As long as the combined ratings of the two chicks is a 10 or above,i.e. two 5's, a 9 and a 1, etc. etc. you are NEVER allowed to turn down a threesome, it is the Holy Grail for all guys, and an accomplishment and an honor that you get to take with you, and hold over all of your friends for the rest of your life. Hell, I'd probably drop my number down to a 7 or an 8, to achieve this feat, but 10 is the standard cutoff line.

(2) Guys in a Relationship: If you come home to see your girl with another chick, don't get
mad like a fucking douche, but be fucking elated, and join in on the fun. While it is unwise, and actually a semi-violation of Man Law #18 to suggest a threesome, if your girl suggests it, you are NOT allowed to turn it down, regardless of how ugly the chick is. If it turns out that your girl is a lesbian (see the Ross Gellar Theorem), then there really isn't anything you can do about it, so you might as well have some fun while you're at it.