It Would Greatly Please Me

if someone would tell me what the flying fuck happened to the last hour, because I could not have the slightest fucking clue. Man up, and stop being a bitch, because I've got all the booze in the world right in front of me faggots. Aww...well played if you're still with me, that means that (1) YOU are TEH GHEY! (2) You are worthy of the woman that you are dating because you could keep pace with the single horny bastard that is marc1313. Congrats, you're probably a salad tosser, but if you're not, then your woman should trust you forever. Cool Story Bro!