NFL Sunday In Review

- Chris Johnson is unfucking real. 185 total yards and 3TD's, I'm telling you if the Titans somehow make the playoffs, and with Jacksonville's loss today, it's still an outside possibility, this man has to win the MVP award.

- Brandon Marshall sets an NFL record with 21 receptions, to go with 200 receiving yards, and 2 TD's, but it's not enough as 3 Manning to Dallas Clark TD's bury the Broncos

- Matt Schaub to Andre Johnson had 180 yards and 2 TD's IN THE FIRST HALF!!! Could have set NFL records if the Seahawks had put up any kind of a fight.

- Saints stay unbeaten, despite a ridiculous fake FG attempt near the end of the game.

- The Vikings returned to dominance, completely manhandling the Bengals on both sides of the football, and virtually clinching the #2 seed in the NFC. Bengals-Chargers next week should decide who gets the other first-round bye in the AFC.

- LO FUCKING L Matt Cassel. He's my boy, but 5 FUCKING TURNOVERS today, 4INT's + a fumble wasted a terrific effort from Jamaal Charles (180 total yards + 1TD), and the Chiefs defense. 13 team turnovers in the last 3 games is just an utter disgrace.

- My God the Chargers are playing some good football right now. They only won by 3, but they absolutely dominated the Cowboys on both sides of the ball, especially in the second half where they seemed to have the ball the entire half. The Cowboys didn't play particularly bad, aside from ANOTHER Nick Folk missed FG, and an embarrassing epic fail at the goal line, where 3 straight Marion Barber plunges up the middle were stuffed at the 1. However, the Chargers are just that good, and at this point, I really don't see how anybody in the AFC, yes including the Colts are going to beat them in the playoffs. So many weapons on offense, it's just impossible to cover them all, and a good physical defense that makes plays when it has to.

- Giants-Eagles: WHAT A FUCKING FOOTBALL Game. Never seen so many big plays in an NFL game. DeSean Jackson was a man among boys out there today, and the Giants pass defense was just LOL atrocious tonight. They stuffed the run pretty well, but just kept giving up yards in HUGE chunks (seriously, how the fuck do you let DeSean Jackson just roam free in the secondary time after time after time. The nonexistent pass rush didn't help either. The Eagles now take control of the division, and with dates at home against the Niners and Broncos coming up, should win the East, with the Cowboys and Giants fighting it out for the last playoff spot. The Cowboys are a game up, but have a brutal schedule, while the Giants own the tiebreaker, but are playing really shitty football right now. I've got the Eagles winning out, the Cowboys finishing 1-2, and the Giants finishing 2-1, giving the Giants the 6 seed, only to get dismantled by the Eagles in the first round of the playoffs.