If You Are Female...

Congratulations, you win. Despite my best attempts to persuade them otherwise, you have broken down, and destroyed the will of one of my bros, thereby all but ending their lives, and with no doubt owning their souls. Well unless you're one of the moms, in which case you have long since destroyed the soul of a man, and because I carry nothing but respect for the moms of America, you all but own my soul as well. So enjoy your victory, stop bragging, because quite frankly it's just mean and not nice, and please let your man have some fun at least once in a while, if not for his own sake, then for the sake of his bros. Thank you ladies.