Had a horrendous day at work/school/poker/golf/shopping, had a terrible fight with the significant other, just have the shittiest drive home, did your favorite sports team just suffer an aggravating defeat? Whatever your reason, here are 10 easy quick fix solutions to your problems.
(1) Sex
(2) Strip Club
(3) Porn
(4) Get in your car, put it in fucking D3, turn your music up as loud as you can without deafening yourself, floor it, and don't stop until you're feeling better. Can't tell you how many times this worked for me after a terribad poker session.
(5) Assuming there aren't other people around, just go crazy. Scream as loud as you can, punch shit, throw shit, break something invaluable, just let it all out, so you don't project your anger onto others.
(6) Listen to the first two songs of Linkin Park's "Hybrid Theory" CD
(7) Heavy heavy drinking
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