Woman of the Day: Isla Fisher

Famous For: Giving mindblowing handjobs at the dinner table, how can one not love this perky, bubbly redhead who absolutely pwns every role she is in. Along with Carrie Underwood, and Kaley Cuoco, she is probably the only other woman who is in my insta marry column. I mean you know this chick is absolute dynamite in bed, and almost surely open to threesomes. GFY Borat you miserable (insert word that is very offensive to women, which I said a bare minimum of 50 times while piss ass drunk in Vegas)!