(1) It tastes great.
(2) It's a strong yet smooth drink.
(3) Love the smokey flavor
(4) It makes me feel and look sophisticated!
(5) I love saying the word "scotch"
(6) It makes me a better writer
(7) The hangovers are few and far between.
(8) It complements the hush puppies
(9) I feel pretty fucking good right now
(10) The douchebag bro sipping his malibu and coke ain't got shit on me! Yea faggots keep drinking your girly drinks, you'll get some cheap hookups and probably teh AIDS. I'm gonna get the "10" with a penchant for some Chivas.
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