45 Hours

That's how long it has been since I have last had a drink, and my body has still not recovered from last weekend. Maybe it was the fact that I slept on the floor. Maybe it was the fact that I have a major heart condition, and no spleen. Maybe it was because for the 2nd straight weekend I mixed cigars and heavy drinking (damn it Ryan I told you not to let me do that shit). Maybe it was because I had 3.5 Adios' in like 45 minutes. Maybe it was because for 2 straight days my BAC was never at 0.00. Or maybe it was because destroying my body is just too much fucking fun and I can't resist! So I leave you with this pearl of wisdom:

"Life is too short to be a pussy. Drink up bitches!"