Thursday, July 7, 2011

Why Being Drunk > Being Sober

- Your inhibitions are lowered
- You do shit that you normally wouldn't
- Your legendaryness is multiplied by 20
- The dumb shit you do, you won't even remember
- You are legally allowed to hook up with drunk chicks
- It's fun tracking your path the next morning
- Chicks seem hawter, jokes seem funnier, all in all you're having a much better time than you normally would

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