Bad Ideas

- Texting after 2am
- Calling after 2am
- Facebooking after 2am
- Listening to "One Year Six Months" when you are thinking about a girl
- Drinking Bacardi 151 on the rocks
- Paying for porn
- 5 tabling games outside your bankroll limitations while drunk and on tilt
- Betting for or against the New York Football Giants
- Pitching to Albert Pujols
- Going through a woman's purse
- Not doing exactly what Heather says when she says it
- Asking Hillary the same question more than once
- Performing poorly when on the same team as Natalie
- Going to a strip club and not following my words of wisdom
- Going to a normal club and following my words of wisdom