Ok so it has come to my attention that every woman on the planet thinks that she is fat, even though very few of them actually are. Well your helpful moderator always interested to help has these few helpful tips for you. Thank me later.
- White guys never hit on you
- Black guys always do
- Drunk Asian guys buy you an Adios and then get ejected from the club
- The moderator tells you you are fat or doesn't tell you "You're not fat"
- You hit on guys more than they hit on you (either that or you are a ridiculous slut, in which case, hit me up!)
- You have a worse combination of diet/alcohol consumption/lack of exercise than the moderator. Yes I do play golf, but I ride in a fucking cart.
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