"Drunkapotamus"

So my friend Heather one day started calling me "Marcapotamus" for some reason.  I don't know the reason, I have pressed her about it, and she refuses to tell me.  Eventually, on account of my frequent drunkenness, this name became "drunkapotamus".  If you want to know what the fuck this means, ask her, because I have tried like crazy and she won't fucking tell me.  WOMEN!!!