Black Friday

Are the sales really that great, or is this just an excuse for women to go crazy? I mean I know that women don't like the cold, so the idea of them waiting out in the cold all night waiting in line should mean that the sales really are worth the wait, although at the same time, nothing women do ever seems to make any sense to me, so it's entirely possible that this is just some giant female conspiracy using the mask of "good sales" to go out and buy any and everything that they can get their hands on. Hmmmm...one of these years I'll have to get in line with these women: (a) to investigate further and (b) to get some numbers