Friday, August 28, 2009

My Bucket List

- Fall in Love with an awesome woman who loves baseball, and get married on Moonstone Beach in Cambria, California.
- Watch the Dodgers win the World Series
- Play in and win the World Series of Poker Main Event. Alright, at least play in.
- Go skydiving
- Win my friends' fantasy baseball and football leagues in the same calendar year. Ohh so fucking close last year, damn you Ryan and your b/f Carlos Quentin.
- Go on a summer road trip with my buddies, and watch a game in every single MLB stadium.
- Finish, sell, and watch my screenplay outperform Titanic at the box office.
- Save somebody's life

PuntingIsWinning Seeks to Defend his FFB Crown!

The draft was this past weekend, and here is my team. 12 team h2h, standard scoring, with no flex position, but everything else standard, no PPR, I picked 10th fwiw, and have no idea how Fitzy fell to me, but I'll insta take it. If I can get any production at RB, I love my team, and plan on streaming Defenses btw, Seattle's playing the rams in week 1 obv.

QB- Rodgers
WR 1- Fitzgerald
WR 2- Andre Johnson
WR 3- Walter
RB 1- Pierre Thomas
RB 2- Ryan Grant
TE- Miller
K- Kris Brown
D- Seattle

BN- Reggie Bush, Jamal Lewis, Matt Cassel, Donald Driver, Darius Heyward Bey, Sammy Morris

Matt Kemp and Andre Ethier!

Dodger fans can consider themselves very fortunate to be able to enjoy watching these two future superstars play baseball every day. The both hit for average, hit for power, have some speed, have strong arms, and play great defense. They are carrying the Dodgers struggling offense, and picking up the slack for Manny who is in a post roids drought that I fear he will not get out of. Huge Huge Huge Win today, and hopefully we can pound on cellar dwellers of the central and west in the next couple weeks, and open up that lead on both the rockies and giants.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Inglourious Basterds

If you haven't seen this film yet, stop reading now, grab a $10 bill, and go to the nearest movie theatre NOW and go see it! The opening scene alone is worth the price of admission, possibly the best opening scene in movie history. The acting all around is fantastic, especially that of the German SS Officer knows as "The Jew Hunter". Tarantino outdoes himself, the dialogue is great as always, and so many scenes are filled with a blood curdling tension that you just don't see in movies these days. In short, amazing acting, writing, directing, and story make this one of the year's top films, which is sure to fare well come Oscar season.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Hiroki Kuroda and David Wright

Wow just wow. Get well soon guys. Such a fucking scary moment, but it looks like both of them are going to be alright, and have no permanent damage.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Vegas Round 2 This Weekend


- lots of poker, and hopefully will work in a couple of tournaments
- craps, craps, and more craps
- get incapacitated drunk at least one night, possibly resulting in waking up in the gutter on Las Vegas Blvd.
- Plan A: try and hook up with some hotties......Plan B: Spearmint Fucking Rhino

Heart Attack Inducing Day

- The fat panda tries to incite a brawl with the Dodgers when he leaned into a pitch. Suspend that cocksucker please Mr. Selig

- The officials hand Mexico the game against the U.S., and the Mexican fans behave in an absolutely disgraceful manner.

- Getting into a couple e fights with dumbfucks on offtopic.

- Still have a long way to go on my accounting final. Goddamn you procrastination, why must you be so attractive?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Jumping into the pool fully clothed

is a lot more fun than it sounds. Obv. filler out of fresh ideas for the moment.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Andre MF Ethier!!!

3 run walkoff bomb. Gotta love this guy, gotta love this team! How Sweet it is!

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Confessions of a Fantasy Baseball Degen

I might be the only person in the world, including the players and fans at the game, who is anxiously following the results of the Washington Nationals-Pittsburgh Pirates game right now.

My Screenplay

Been making some good progress lately on my screenplay (a semi-autobiographical) romantic comedy about the girl who got away, and two of my best friends, inspired by an empty chair, a fantastic Japanese dinner, and my odometer reading 177.6. Writing dialogue is kind of a grind, but I'm starting to develop a rhythm, and deciding to change my MPAA rating from PG 13 to R, makes everything much simpler, as profanity is my vernacular.

I have no illusions of this movie ever actually hitting the big screens, but if nothing else it will be one hell of a great story for anyone who cares to read it to read, and who knows, maybe I'll get lucky, and make a river of money off of this project. If you would like to read what I have so far, just out of curiosity, or to offer help/suggestions, just let me know, give me your email address, and a copy will be headed in your direction.

Beach Bathrooms

I'm pretty sure that the moment that you ENTER them, you insta get the AIDS.