My birthday soiree has a severe deficiency of them. Lets analyze why this is bad for EVERYBODY!
- Girls: There will be fewer females for you to talk to, hence there is a greater chance that you will become bored unless you want to talk about PPR, and OPS all night long.
- Guys in relationships: Your woman is going to be bored, hence will be bothering you all night long, and you won't be able to talk with the guys, or (hit on hot single chicks.....just kidding as hillary would say).
- Single guys: No one to hit on, and we'll be fighting over the few single chicks that randomly show up wherever we are.
Cliffs Notes: I need to figure out a way to get hot single chicks there. Fuck!