Inspired by the movie Happy Gilmore
Who: Carrie Underwood to my left, and Megan Fox to my right
What: Carrie is holding my beer, and Megan is holding my margarita, and all three of us are wearing our swimming attire, drinking the perfect day away, talking random bullshit, singing songs that we know some but not all of the words to, interspersed with tons of (CENSORED).
When: The middle of a perfect California day, and we are the only three people in sight.
Where: Moonstone Beach in Cambria, California
Why: Polygamy has just been legalized, and we are on our threesome honeymoon.