- (Single guys only): Carry some mistletoe with you everywhere you go, and bust it out, anytime you see a hot chick. Hey it only needs to work once for it to be worth it.
- Gather up a group of friends, and go Christmas Caroling. Singing is good for the soul, and it'll make you feel better.
- Remind your loved ones how much you love and care about them, and show them that in your actions. Try not to be a douche/bitch, unless of course it's done for comedic effect.
- Find "that neighborhood" nearest to you where everybody goes crazy with the Christmas lights, and go driving around with family or friends, listening to Christmas music and admiring how crazy creative some people can get.
- Instead of stressing about your holiday shopping for the next 4 weeks, just do it all on the Saturday before Christmas. Seeing all the other procrastinators panicking with you will make you laugh, and give you added motivation to keep on trucking. Plus that long day of shopping will give you good cause to party that night, and drink some egg nog.
- Watch more football, it's Mother Fucking Bowl Season, the NFL stretch run, and fantasy football playoff time.
- Stop worrying about your fucking weight, eat whatever you want, enjoy it, and be happy about it.
- Channel the 5 year old kid in you, and just go out and be happy this holiday season. Yes there are many stresses that come with this time of year, but more important than all is to remember that this should be a time for celebrating, and merriment with the people that you love the most.
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