Monday, November 30, 2009

Why Men Drive With the Windows Down

- Because men all always hot, as opposed to women who all always cold
- Because it lets the people around us hear what we're listening to, and check out our systems.
- Because it makes it easier for us to check out, cat call to, and converse with the hot chick(s) in the car next to us
- Because it is liberating. Women OWN the household and pretty much control us in all public venues, but a man's car is the one sanctuary he has left, and driving with the windows down makes us feel a freedom that we only get to enjoy while driving.

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