Monday, January 18, 2010

Drunk People Part 3

Insane Crazy Drunk Guy

- He is an experienced drinker who at least on this particular occasion wants to drink fast, fast, fast.
- His personality is almost invariably outgoing and free-living, and like 100% of the time of the time he is single. LOL at any relationship guys being insane crazy drunk guy, because you women would whip his ass into shape.
- He will do anything and everything in the name of "having a good time", and this will invariably get him in plenty of trouble, but future generations of drinkers will sit around bonfires sipping their wine coolers and Smirnoff Ices, telling folktales about his adventures
- His reason for going insane crazy is usually to keep up with or more often to lap his buddies, in order to "impress the ladies".
- While obliterated, he will traditionally be an exaggerated version of himself, which ldo is cool, awesome, and a major douche.
- Drunk chicks and hawt female bartenders love him, everybody else hates him, and he usually wakes up with no recollection of what happened the night before, whether it was good or bad.
- The moderator is definitely NOT included in this category

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