Holy fuck I love the summers for beaches, hawt chicks wearing less clothing, hawt chicks running and sweating while wearing almost no clothing, and beer and baseball, but hot damn this fucking heat is redonk. When you're drenched in sweat at 8:30 in the morning (although I was hacking it up) that's like Vegas hot bro.
Ohh, and whenever it gets this hot, I always remember "The Sandlot" and the line that goes something like:
"This soda pop ain't working Benny, it's hotter then smoking Jesus out here"
Benny then chastises them, blah blah blah and who the fuck cares, because then they go to the pool and see my childhood OMG Please Marry Me crush: