Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Death Odds

You know you're a degenerate when you are pissed that you can't bet on/collect on what your cause of death is going to be. But for you other degens out there, here are the opening odds on my cause of death. PS: I am willing to be the "holder" for any bets wagered.

Heart Failure/Attack: 3/1
Alcohol Poisoning: 7/2
Accident: 5/1
Overdose of Ibuprofen: 10/1
Teh AIDS: 15/1
Homicide: 25/1
Old Age: infinity billion/1

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