(1) First off thank you for your continued support of the greatest blog that no one has heard about.
(2) Bro: Tomorrow night man, 3 am, meet at Chavez Ravine, drive the exact speed limit the entire time, and the 5 will definitely prove to be faster than the 60.
(3) Woman: Hush Puppies For Life. They're like the Hillary of shoes, just AWESOME and the BEST. One day woman, one day you and the rest of the world will come to see their greatness, and they'll be the "in" thing to wear. What can I say, I'm a trend starter.