Monday, October 26, 2009

In Honor of Halloween

5 Scary Movies that Didn't Suck

#5- The Exorcism of Emily Rose. Because this movie absolutely scared the crap out of me, and every other person that I saw it with. If I remember right, the movie wasn't half bad critically speaking, and the ending was pretty good, but my God this movie absolutely disturbed me. 1,2,3,4,5,6!

#4- Halloween The Original. Because who doesn't think of this holiday, and not think of Michael Myers. Because no horror movie list would be complete without at least one Jamie Lee Curtis movie.

#3- The Ring. Original, terrifying, plenty of major Ohh Shit scenes, and Naomi Watts is amazingly beautiful and talented as always.

#2- SCREAM. The movie that revitalized the horror movie genre, because it was a horror movie, but at the same time made fun of horror movies and all of its cliches. The cast and dialogue were hip and fresh, and is one of the few scary movies that is good outside of the death and sex scenes. Courtney Cox was and still is smoking hot, and I had the biggest crush on Neve Campbell when this movie came out (there's two more brunettes for you Woman!) Ohh and the death scenes are all fucking great too, the opening scene is THE BEST opening scene to a horror movie ever.

#1- Friday the 13th The Original. Kevin Bacon's first movie. The death scenes were amazing, the music is captivating, the chicks are smoking hot, but most importantly because Mrs. Voorhies was the best horror movie killer. She wasn't some inhuman indestructable force that all the other slasher films featured, but just one really pissed off mom. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and this tiny lady was terrifying and terrific in her role.

1 comment:

  1. I just rented Friday the 13th, the original last night. The kids were freaked!!! But I still think that A Nightmare on Elm the original is scarier, I couldn't sleep for a week after watching that shit!! They didn't have it at Hollywood video....