Alright time to have some fun here, and reward those of you who read this blog every single day, or at least as often as you possibly can. From now until December ummm lets say 15, we will have a contest, I will post contest questions at random whenever the fuck I feel like it, maybe once a day, maybe once a week, maybe once total, and whoever accumulates the most points from not until then, wins.
THE PRIZE: A special Christmas present from me (don't expect anything crazy expensive like a Rolex/spa treatment, hell it might not even be monetary, it might be something homemade, but whatever it is, I promise that it will be from the heart. Once the winner is determined, I will decide what the present is).
- No cheating. No looking up past blog posts or wikipedia, or using anything other than your memory to obtain the answers. Honor system applies, but if I discover cheating, you will be banned from this, and any future blog contests. You are of course allowed to read past blog posts at any time, but cannot have them up while participating in the contest.
- You must be a subscriber to win. If you read this blog, but aren't a subscriber, take the goddamn 15 seconds to register, become a subscriber, and become eligible.
- You have 48 hours from the time of the time the post is made, to submit your answers.
- Your answers must be posted in the comments section of the given contest post.
- Once again, Don't cheat and read other people's answers in the comments section, hell they might be wrong, and if I see any signs of cheating, I reserve the right to insta disqualify you.
THE QUESTIONS (1 pt. each...future questions may be worth more points, important/recurring themes=more points)
(1) Who are the two hottest women on earth in this blogger's opinion?
(2) Who are the two most super awesome women on the planet in ths blogger's opinion? (questions 1 and 2 DEFINITELY have different answers)
(3) If I had 24 hours to live, where would I eat lunch?
(4) Where does the phrase (spelling) "teh ghey" come from?
(5) What did the sexy poker dealer in Vegas say to burn me?
(6) What song should have made my Ultimate CD list?
(7) What is Man Law #1?
(8) What is Women Law #1?