Friday, November 6, 2009

5 Reasons Why Hillary is Super Awesome

(1) Because honking your horn in tunnels is a habit that everybody who knows Hillary has adopted, and loves to do.

(2) Because when you are incapacitated, and unable to help yourself, Hillary is always there to lend a helping hand. Woman you are going to make a great mother!

(3) Because she loves Pulp Fiction, and knows that movie like the back of her hand. The Jack Rabbit Slim's scene is absolutely phenomenal, $5 milkshakes and dance contest FTW!

(4) Because she love baseball and football, and those are like the two most important qualities in a female.

(5) Because her and Ryan drive 954990543090 miles every single day to see each other. If that isn't a sign of true love, then I don't know what is. I know that like 99% of my posts are misogynisitc anti-couple posts, but you two are super awesome together, and I love you both.

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