Collected from my own, and my guy friends and relatives' lifetime of failures, getting my ass chewed out, and getting "the look". Regardless of your relation to said female: significant other, friend, relative, total stranger, etc. do NOT say these phrases or you are going to find yourself in a world of hurt.
- Sure I wouldn't mind going shopping with you.
- I liked you better when...
- She (referring to another chick in the general vicinity/group) looks good
- Do it yourself
- Are you pregnant?
- The C word. Really really really trust me do NOT ever say the C word.
- That's a woman's job
- What did you do today?
- I do