Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Things NOT to say to Females

Collected from my own, and my guy friends and relatives' lifetime of failures, getting my ass chewed out, and getting "the look". Regardless of your relation to said female: significant other, friend, relative, total stranger, etc. do NOT say these phrases or you are going to find yourself in a world of hurt.

- Sure I wouldn't mind going shopping with you.
- I liked you better when...
- She (referring to another chick in the general vicinity/group) looks good
- Do it yourself
- Are you pregnant?
- The C word. Really really really trust me do NOT ever say the C word.
- That's a woman's job
- What did you do today?
- I do

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