For those of you who have been worrying about my health, here's your update. I went to the doctor today, the staples were removed, and the bleeding has pretty much stopped, so everything looks to be good from here on out *knock on wood*. There's still some like holes on the scar, which the surgeon says is ok, so I'm not going to worry about it.
Obv. still need to take it easy and not do anything stupid, but just wanted to put your minds at ease. You all have plenty more to worry about than the health of a degenerate fuckhead like me.