Thursday, December 31, 2009

NFL Week 17 Preview

Your fantasy season should be over, unless you're in a points league, or your commish is a fucking idiot and had the Championship in Week 17, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy the games. For fans of bad teams, you almost want your team to lose so they can get a better draft pick, but IDGAF, YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME, and I hope the Chiefs bury Denver, although they probably won't.

In the NFC, all 6 spots have been clinched, and it's a mere fight for positioning. The winner of the Eagles-Cowboys game (GAME OF THE WEEK) wins the division, and if the Eagles win they win a first-round bye as well, thanks to Minnesota's impossible collapse. If Dallas wins, well there's a bunch of scenarios and 3 different teams who can win that bye, but I don't want to get into all of that. The Saints have clinched the 1 seed, and Green Bay is a Wild Card, that's set in stone.

In the AFC, it's Indy 1 San Diego 2, NE/Cincy 3-4 not that it matters who gets which, and an insane crazy clusterfuck as there are 7 teams fighting for the 2 wild card spots. No way in hell am I going to even try to begin to comprehend all the different scenarios, Denver alone has 10 Different scenarios in which they get in. Just know that the Jets (vs. Cincy) and the Ravens (at Oak) control their destiny and neither game is a layup. The Jets game all comes down to whether Cincy plays their studs, and for how long, whereas the Raiders have played well of late, and are always tough at home.

Winners in Bold (10-6 last week, 134-73 for the season)

Colts @ Bills
Saints @ Panthers
Jaguars @ Browns
Bears @ Lions
Patriots @ Texans
Steelers @ Dolphins
Giants @ Vikings
49ers @ Rams
Falcons @ Bucs
Packers @ Cardinals
Eagles @ Cowboys
Chiefs @ Broncos
Ravens @ Raiders
Redskins @ Chargers
Titans @ Seahawks
Bengals @ Jets

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