It has come to my attention that nearly all, if not all of my friends' moms are readers and/or subscribers of this blog, and I would like to clarify a few things for you, as I am sure the reading of this blog may cause you some distress.
- First of all, thanks for reading.
- The events, actions, decisions, and thought processes presented in this blog are in no way reflective of the real Marc.
- Everything presented in this blog is purely for entertainment purposes. In real life, I do not drink, I do not swear, and I certainly am not the misogynist pig that is presented in this blog.
- The same goes for your children, who are indeed the perfect angels that you imagine them to be. Our typical Saturday nights consist of sitting around a campfire: roasting marshmallows, drinking hot cocoa, and recounting stories of us helping little old ladies crossing the street