Monday, December 7, 2009

A Note to all the Moms Who Read my Blog

It has come to my attention that nearly all, if not all of my friends' moms are readers and/or subscribers of this blog, and I would like to clarify a few things for you, as I am sure the reading of this blog may cause you some distress.

- First of all, thanks for reading.

- The events, actions, decisions, and thought processes presented in this blog are in no way reflective of the real Marc.

- Everything presented in this blog is purely for entertainment purposes. In real life, I do not drink, I do not swear, and I certainly am not the misogynist pig that is presented in this blog.

- The same goes for your children, who are indeed the perfect angels that you imagine them to be. Our typical Saturday nights consist of sitting around a campfire: roasting marshmallows, drinking hot cocoa, and recounting stories of us helping little old ladies crossing the street


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  2. This was too funny. I got a big laugh from this today. (just ask P & H)....especially the part about you saying "i do not drink