Disclaimer: The moderator certainly has never engaged in any of the actions listed below
- Getting so nervous around some super hot chick that you start hyperventilating, and end up saying nothing to said chick
- Stumbling your delivery of the asking out of some chick, having a "sober" blackout, and not really remembering anything about the incident, other than you did not get the date
- Moving too fast...if I've learned anything, it's to take things slow in almost all situations (Exception: The chick grabs you, and says: "Let's Fuck Now"...then go fuck her you ra tard)
- Getting "friend zoned". Stop being Mr. Nice Guy, because once you're friend zoned, you're fucked, and not in the good way.
- Getting so drunk that you can't stand up straight
- Getting so drunk that you can't even ask said hot chick if she wants to fuck
- Getting so drunk, that even if you did get laid, you wouldn't have remembered it
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