Saturday, January 9, 2010

Ways to Know You Don't Have a Keeper

- She makes you throw out your porn collection

- You ever have to miss a playoff game because of her. Regular season games, ok even big ones I can understand because there's plenty of them, but you DON'T miss playoff games, and the day that you have to miss one to meet her demands, is the day that you show her the door.

- Leaving the toilet seat up is a MAJOR deal with her. We're going to forget sometimes, get over it, and deal with it.

- She uses sex as a weapon against you

- She EVER for any reason whatsoever suggests a threesome with another guy

- She ever utters the phrase "It's just a game"

- She ever makes you choose between her and your friends

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