Friday, February 12, 2010

New Man Laws

- It is never acceptable for a girl to smoke you in the fields of: driving, consuming beer, sports knowledge, or amount of time checking out the hot waitress
- Alright, I'll acquiesce, brunch is cool, but females still must be present. A group of guys going to brunch together, that's not cool.
- Snuggies or whatever those things are called: Not cool. If you own one, that's fine, but you must always deny ownership when confronted
- Blowing kisses for any reason, under any circumstance= teh ghey
- Pet nicknames for your significant other= teh ghey
- Having a wallet full of $1 bills= intelligent, and acceptable under ALL circumstances

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