Friday, February 12, 2010

Random Shit That's Kind of Embarrassing

- Being so desperate for a Valentine's day date that you resort to online dating
- Still being unable to find said date
- Knowing the tune and most of the words to some really old Mariah Carey song when it randomly comes on the radio
- Having to have your check edited twice...totally not my fault but still super awkward
- Not knowing one's waist size (30 something)
- Not knowing one's shoe size (hey the hush puppies don't have the number on them...only time that's ever relevant is at the bowling alley)
- Being forced to take a bowl of rice with you to the men's room, in order to protect it from a food thief
- Going anywhere where food is served and/or clothes are sold with the moderator

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