Wednesday, March 10, 2010

New Drunk Dial Rules

- If someone drunk dials you, you are obligated to drunk dial them the next time you are hammered, it's just common fucking courtesy
- Drunk dialing someone zero times in a night is fine, twice in a night is better, three + times is the best, but exactly one time is NEVER acceptable! If you're going to drunk dial, at least have the wherewithall to follow through and continue to show them your love or hate for the duration of your intoxication. Calling them once, and then not calling back is just flat out insulting.
- Use of some variation of the f word is MANDATORY!

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