Thursday, July 1, 2010

Blackout Drunkenness

The Good

- you don't remember the really stupid shit that you did
- you obviously had a pretty good time
- piecing together what happened the night prior can actually be kind of fun; like putting together a jigsaw puzzle
- the laughs from all the hilarious drunk texts you sent out

The Bad

- you don't remember the really stupid shit that you did
- the lack of money in your wallet and the addition of many receipts acquired from various places of business inc. bars, Del Taco, etc.
- the apologies and the horror when you see that you drunk texted the chick you like: "your love is my drug"

The Ugly

- rolling around the bed in misery at 5 in the morning
- the unexplained injuries all across your body and the additional damage done to your body via the mass consumption of advil
- what you may be waking up next to

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