Failure Rate: 100%
Turns Off: Chicks who way hotter than you
Requirements: A pen
Prep Time: None
Upside: If she mistakenly thinks that somebody else left her the number you may have a chance to get lucky,
THE PLAY: Go to a restaurant. Order your food, maybe make a lame joke or two to the waitress who is way out of your league. When you get the check, tip her too much, and leave your name and number with some lame comment about her looking good and asking her to call you. Unless she's blind or insatiably horny, she'll keep the first tip and ignore the second.