The Reverse Playbook

So I was reading "The Playbook" (thanks Eric) by Barney Stinson. BTW I highly recommend this to all single guys and lesbian women as an excellent tool for picking up chicks. But what I realized is that there are plenty of tools/books/tricks out there that help guys get laid. But there is a gross lack of tools for how NOT to get laid, or what NOT to do around women. While some of these pathetic attempts might strike gold once in a blue moon, they will more often than not result in you having less currency and/or alone and watching porn later that night. So beginning today, I will still start a series detailing the past failures of yours truly as well as other failures that I have witnessed first hand. The names will be changed to protect the unlaid.