Thursday, July 7, 2011

Things I Don't Understand About Women

All Females are encouraged to enlighten the moderator in the comments section

- Your hatred of the "C word". Ok if a guy calls a chick the C word, that is not okay, but if a guy just drops it in conversation, or calls one of his buddies that what's wrong with that? It's just a word, please explain this to me?!

- Your obsession with salad. So what if your fat? It's not like guys are going to start turning down sex with you because you put on 5 lbs. or that we're even gonna notice. Trust me, unless you are a balloon, we are NOT looking at your belly. Worst case, you get super fat, you can still get any black guy you want, which many women are into anyways.

- Why you ask guys questions when you clearly expect us to answer a certain way. Are you looking for an excuse to get pissed at us?

- Your obsession with the Twilight movies. I've been conned into seeing two of them, and they are garbage.

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